meeting with a worker. i had the door closed in my 6 x 8 office, because my colleague was downstairs as well watching a video.

after telling me an infinite amount of details about his non-existing sex life, my worker gives me his USB key to show me one of the projects he was working on at school. i bend down and get on my knees to plug into the USB key in the port and he says: "gosh, it's been a long time since i've last had a woman on all four like that in front of me."

i think i laughed at the time, it seemed like the best thing to do at that point, but i would very honestly like to have a little one-on-one with him again.

i'm not sure he would come out laughing.